The sun came out.
Mustard and Ketchup trail
Our rental car.
Resistance is futile.
This is our internet router in Portugal. I switched it from LTE to 3G to get better reception. 30 gigs a day is normal for us. Despite having 5 phones with their own data as well.
Corta Sabor makes the best coffee in Praia de Mira. And here’s the obligatory Instagram photo of my coffee.
Pam trying to get a new job.
You better not be making a video.
If you look closely, you can see Pam and Carmen sitting at Pleka Bar.
Pam waiting in Mira.
Green flag today?
Senhor dos Aflitos
“That’s veux des fourmis?” Maxi actually said this to me, in French.
“New car, who dis?” #shitpamsays
Don’t play soccer in the street.
When speaking with the English UK voice, Siri pronounces ‘Matosinhos’ as “muh toes and hoes”
This morning’s catch.
Early morning Praia de Mira. Can you spot me sitting on the bench near the roundabout?
Praia de Mira early morning
If you have the ball, make some space. If you don’t have the ball, put pressure on whoever does.
Eating Pam’s canja and Sumol Laranja, or as Xavier calls it, “Portuguese Orange Drank”
“I feel like Splitter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” #shitpamsays
Day 1 shopping. The essentials.
Let the Pokémon arguments and fights begin!
Maxi, uploading to The Cloud
Connecting to wifi wherever he goes.
On the way
Learning a card trick
The boys always find the computer section.
Nice hat Pam.
Diesel and gas
Foggy Highway 63
Summer mode Carmen.
Summer mode Maxi
Earl is in summer mode.
Feeling cute, might delete later.
“I’d love to have a sports car and a Snack and a Half. But mainly just the Snack and a Half” #shitpamsays
Clouds moving in over #ymm
“Canadian tapas” #shitpamsays
Curses! Foiled again!
The pano-mirror trick.
“If a kid doesn’t want to take a nap, is he guilty of … resisting a rest?” #xavierjokes
The day, in a nutshell.
What’s going on out there?
Fort McMurray, smoky sunset. #ymm
Called in a contractor to put in a window AC unit.
Smoky orange sky over Fort McMurray #ymm
Carmen and Earl
Tremoços from Maçarico. Awesome.
Xavier and his evil twin brother.
Mama bear and cub near Fort McMurray. Check my YouTube channel (mig399) for the full video.
Marry a woman from Newfoundland. She will already know how to stain the deck.
Look at that bald shiny head. #nofilter
Pam and Earl. Bearwatch 2019.
“Yes b’y that was a good deal. Let’s get outta here before I buy more stuff.” #shitpamsays
Let me use bootcamp to run Skyrim. What could possibly go wrong?
When your drone gets caught in the rain 🌧 this is how you dry it off.
Captain Freckles playing GMod with the B’ys.
“Math on the run. Sounds like a Paul McCartney B-side.” #shitpamsays
“What’s that say? Is it a recipe for Duck Rice?” #shitpamsays
Why I can’t go to Ireland with my kids.
We are living in the future. Sure, there are no jetpacks and hovercars. But we can receive written orders from spouses. Instantaneously.
“My firepit brings all the mosquitos to the yard and they’re like, better than yours. “
“I did Google it. And yes, it is a symptom of Pleurisy.” #shitpamsays
Ready to speak to you again …
My backyard in Fort McMurray in 2016 vs 2019.
April 29th, Alberta style.
Photo with Haley at Marnie’s.
“They’re macarons, honey, not macaroons.” #shitpamsays
“I’ll have a Corona and lime. Hold the Corona.” #shitpamsays
À sombra duma azinheira
Que já não sabia a idade
Jurei ter por companheira
Grândola, a tua vontade. 🇵🇹
A student called me “discount Ozzie Osbourne”
Skeena Mudflats bear the Khyex.
Somewhere on the Yellowhead in the Robson Valley.
“Time to shave my legs. My leg hair is so long, it’s coming up over my boots.” #shitpamsays
I ate an entire chocolate Easter bunny yesterday. At least it was hollow. Talk about empty calories.
Pam’s face while she “pamsplains” the current Game of Thrones situation to me.
It might not look like much, but the mud flats on the Skeena River at the Khyex are a special place. I have some great memories of duck hunting there. Especially after my dog, Fry, finally learned to retrieve ducks.
Pam, standing on a pier during Spring Break. 14 years and 8000 kms apart. Not much has changed.
On the way back to Alberta.
Prince Rupert car wash. You have to pay extra for the exfoliating hail.