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“Ramea? Isn’t that a place in Newfoundland?” #shitpamsays

“Ramea? Isn’t that a place in Newfoundland?” #shitpamsays

How my day went …

How my day went …

Avenue Coffee with Carmen.

Avenue Coffee with Carmen.

First World Problem: my watch tells me who is about to score, 10 seconds before it happens on the livestream.

First World Problem: my watch tells me who is about to score, 10 seconds before it happens on the livestream.

“I’m a lumberjack and I sleep all day.” #shitpamsays

“I’m a lumberjack and I sleep all day.” #shitpamsays

Been running this at home for a while now.

Been running this at home for a while now.

Lol :-(

Lol 🙁

Safekeeping the Premier’s wine. Don’t touch it, Pam.

Safekeeping the Premier’s wine. Don’t touch it, Pam.

“Hey Rachel, do you know what ‘girl-crush’ means?” #shitpamsays

“Hey Rachel, do you know what ‘girl-crush’ means?” #shitpamsays

Maxi wrote down the name of a game he wants to play on Roblox.

Maxi wrote down the name of a game he wants to play on Roblox.

Maxi told me that this book is backward because it’s translated from Japanese.

Maxi told that this book is backward because it’s translated from Japanese.

I think Earl kept mistaking this shadow for a person. A ghost perhaps.

I think Earl kept mistaking this shadow for a person. A ghost perhaps.

Maxi found a dragonfly.

Maxi found a dragonfly.

Finally a projector I can turn on without a remote!

Finally a projector I can turn on without a remote!

Pam’s new bike.

Pam’s new bike.

“Where’s Bo Brady when you need him?” #shitpamsays

“Where’s Bo Brady when you need him?” #shitpamsays

Our puppies.

Our puppies.

Earl doesn’t hate me anymore.

Earl doesn’t hate me anymore.

Walking up the beach

Walking up the beach

Beach landing

Beach landing

“He was in that old show with the blonde and the advertising.” #shitpamsays (describing “Mad Men”)

“He was in that old show with the blonde and the advertising.” #shitpamsays (describing “Mad Men”)

Moinhos de Gavinhos

Moinhos de Gavinhos

Moinhos de Portela de Oliveira

Moinhos de Portela de Oliveira

“That couch cushion is going to have your ass groove soon. I’ll have to rotate the cushions tomorrow.” #shitpamsays

“That couch cushion is going to have your ass groove soon. I’ll have to rotate the cushions tomorrow.” #shitpamsays

“If she keeps writing like that, she’ll need 10 diaries for just one day.” #shitpamsays

“If she keeps writing like that, she’ll need 10 diaries for just one day.” #shitpamsays

I miss the beach.

I miss the beach.

Overhead view of Praia de Mira and Barrinha.

Overhead view of Praia de Mira and Barrinha.

More Coimbra.

More Coimbra.

Coimbra

Coimbra

Dabbing with a spinner shirt on. Just needs that annoying water bottle flip thing to be complete.

Dabbing with a spinner shirt on. Just needs that annoying water bottle flip thing to be complete.

Early to the dog park. Before it gets too hot.

Early to the dog park. Before it gets too hot.

Carmen’s whistle.

Carmen’s whistle.

Parking assistants.

Parking assistants.

Carmen brings dolls along for “bike practice.”

Carmen brings dolls along for “bike practice.”

Maxi is outgrowing his bike.

Maxi is outgrowing his bike.

Pam took a photo of this elusive Portuguese Grumpy Cat, who would keep an eye on us from the rooftops.

Pam took a photo of this elusive Portuguese Grumpy Cat, who would keep an eye on us from the rooftops.

Somebody’s trying to tell me something.

Somebody’s trying to tell me something.

Carmen, 2013.

Carmen, 2013.

Doing some flying and recording.

Doing some flying and recording.

Favourite mode of transport on the Barrinha.

Favourite mode of transport on the Barrinha.

Everyone has to get their own IKEA card.

Everyone has to get their own IKEA card.

Airport Terraria.

Airport Terraria.

See you next year!

See you next year!

One more statue photo.

One more statue photo.

My kids came all the way to Portugal to crawl around in the grass looking for four-leaf clovers.

My kids came all the way to Portugal to crawl around in the grass looking for four-leaf clovers.

Xavier will miss UCAL.

Xavier will miss UCAL.

“I just gotta stop here and get some pokébolas.” #shitpamsays

“I just gotta stop here and get some pokébolas.” #shitpamsays

Uncle Vítor wants to fly away.

Uncle Vítor wants to fly away.

Final visit to Decathlon.

Final visit to Decathlon.

I parked under this tree so the car would be in the shade.

I parked under this tree so the car would be in the shade.

“That’s the thing about roosters, Dad. They always wake you up.”

“That’s the thing about roosters, Dad. They always wake you up.”

The girls at Corta Sabor.

The girls at Corta Sabor.

Xavier, Maxi and Dinis.

Xavier, Maxi and Dinis.

Xavier trying a Bola de Berlim

Xavier trying a Bola de Berlim

The internet in Casqueira is very fast!

The internet in Casqueira is very fast!

Xavier, Maxi and Jorge on the Barrinha

Xavier, Maxi and Jorge on the Barrinha

I hope she doesn’t realize what’s behind her.

I hope she doesn’t realize what’s behind her.

“I wonder if she paid full price for that swimsuit? Because she’s missing some of it.” #shitpamsays

“I wonder if she paid full price for that swimsuit? Because she’s missing some of it.” #shitpamsays

Vala das Lavadeiras, Praia de Mira, Portugal

Vala das Lavadeiras, Praia de Mira, Portugal

“Alright Corey Hart, watch where you’re walking.” #shitpamsays

“Alright Corey Hart, watch where you’re walking.” #shitpamsays

“Puxe it real good.” #shitpamsays

“Puxe it real good.” #shitpamsays

Carmen likes saldos too.

Carmen likes saldos too.

Pam “reserving” our parking spot.

Pam “reserving” our parking spot.

“this GPS interrupts more than that interrupting cow joke.” #shitpamsays

“this GPS interrupts more than that interrupting cow joke.” #shitpamsays

I’m sure we can fit Derek’s bike into the rental car.

I’m sure we can fit Derek’s bike into the rental car.

At the Moinhos

At the Moinhos

Estação de Aveiro

Estação de Aveiro

São Bento

São Bento

Hello from the Douro river!

Hello from the Douro river!

What’s up with the bag of corks?

What’s up with the bag of corks?

Carmen doesn’t like this bridge.

Carmen doesn’t like this bridge.

“Love locks? What a waste of a perfectly good padlock.” #shitpamsays

“Love locks? What a waste of a perfectly good padlock.” #shitpamsays

We are in Porto today.

We are in Porto today.

“I don’t give out instagram hearts willy-nilly. They have to be earned.” #shitpamsays

“I don’t give out instagram hearts willy-nilly. They have to be earned.” #shitpamsays

These fish are smart.

These fish are smart.

Pam wants to go to the Cafe.

Pam wants to go to the Cafe.

A late brunch with the family.

A late brunch with the family.

Maxi’s new SCP hat. Thanks Tia São.

Maxi’s new SCP hat. Thanks Tia São.

Praia

Praia

“You’re taking your life into your own hands, buddy.” #shitpamsays

“You’re taking your life into your own hands, buddy.” #shitpamsays

“Fishing”

“Fishing”

My drone bag looks like a typical European man purse. Blends in nicely.

My drone bag looks like a typical European man purse. Blends in nicely.

“Max, you don’t need sunglasses, the sun is going down.” “I don’t care, I just want to look cool.”

“Max, you don’t need sunglasses, the sun is going down.” “I don’t care, I just want to look cool.”

Permission to buzz the tower.

Permission to buzz the tower.

Hotdog!

Hotdog!

Pam and Carmen.

Pam and Carmen.

Hotdog or not?

Hotdog or not?

Bacalhau and Vinho Tinto.

Bacalhau and Vinho Tinto.

X in the sky.

X in the sky.

Cafe, Natas, and A Bola. Or as some call it “Ebola”

Cafe, Natas, and A Bola. Or as some call it “Ebola”

“Did they stop making Smack and a Half? I really liked those.” #shitpamsays

“Did they stop making Smack and a Half? I really liked those.” #shitpamsays

Trying Caracois at the Pleka Bar.

Trying Caracois at the Pleka Bar.

Barrinha fishing

Barrinha fishing

The b’ys are doing some fishing.

The b’ys are doing some fishing.

Typical morning.

Typical morning.

Carmen is the boss of me.

Carmen is the boss of me.

Shopping …

Shopping …

Xavier and his robot friend.

Xavier and his robot friend.

Trying to beat the speed record before the end of the month.

Trying to beat the speed record before the end of the month.

Nice shirt Maxi.

Nice shirt Maxi.