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Falling asleep on this beach today.

Falling asleep on this beach today.

Our apartment in Portugal.

Our apartment in Portugal.

Nutella Waffle.

Nutella Waffle.

“If it’s not Scottish, it’s crêpe.”

“If it’s not Scottish, it’s crêpe.”

This morning’s entertainment.

This morning’s entertainment.

Pam’s favourite beach time is sunset.

Pam’s favourite beach time is sunset.

Our rental car

Our rental car

Listening to my cousin explain the plot to “Strange Brew” to my aunt in Portuguese. Good times!

Listening to my cousin explain the plot to “Strange Brew” to my aunt in Portuguese. Good times!

Any bit of shade = Pokémon

Any bit of shade = Pokémon

Night walk by the Barrinha

Night walk by the Barrinha

Praça de Peixe

Praça de Peixe

Aveiro. Note the Pokémon players in the bottom left.

Aveiro. Note the Pokémon players in the bottom left.

Our rental car

Our rental car

Pam calls these things “catalytic converters”

Pam calls these things “catalytic converters”

Look, I gotta go, yeah, I’m running outta change. There’s a lot of things, if I could I’d rearrange.

Look, I gotta go, yeah, I’m running outta change. There’s a lot of things, if I could I’d rearrange.

Time is a train, makes the future the past, leaves you in the station, your face pressed up against the glass.

Time is a train, makes the future the past, leaves you in the station, your face pressed up against the glass.

Is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins?

Is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins?

Our rental car.

Our rental car.

Portuguese Robbie thinking about writing another song for Wendy.

Portuguese Robbie thinking about writing another song for Wendy.

Beach day! 🏖

Beach day! 🏖

Ivory tower.

Ivory tower.

Moinhos sunset

Moinhos sunset

At least the sunset was nice.

At least the sunset was nice.

Moinhos de Gavinhos (timelapse)

Moinhos de Gavinhos (timelapse)

Torre de Almedina

Torre de Almedina

Penacova

Penacova

Penacova

Penacova

Our rental car

Our rental car

Our rental car.

Our rental car.

Maxi convinced Pam to buy him a Juventus Ronaldo shirt.

Maxi convinced Pam to buy him a Juventus Ronaldo shirt.

Is this a pigeon?

Is this a pigeon?

Yellow flag in Praia de Mira (video)

Yellow flag in Praia de Mira (video)

Great hair day 👍

Great hair day 👍

Our rental car.

Our rental car.

Raid battle at the house with a cannon.

Raid battle at the house with a cannon.

Nobody speaks English? No problem.

Nobody speaks English? No problem.

“You get what you reap.” #shitpamsays

“You get what you reap.” #shitpamsays

Xavier, the Portuguese Robbie.

Xavier, the Portuguese Robbie.

Pillar

Pillar

Pam and Miguel

Pam and Miguel

Montemor-o-Velho

Montemor-o-Velho

Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle.

Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle.

Castle selfie

Castle selfie

Something something fechez la vache

Something something fechez la vache

When you type in “castle” in Apple Maps, you end up here.

When you type in “castle” in Apple Maps, you end up here.

“Seinfeld, party of four.”

“Seinfeld, party of four.”

They’ve been mind blown 🤯 by this for the last 10 minutes.

They’ve been mind blown 🤯 by this for the last 10 minutes.

“The sea looks sparkly with these polarized sunglasses. Sparkly like vampires.” #shitpamsays

“The sea looks sparkly with these polarized sunglasses. Sparkly like vampires.” #shitpamsays

Surfers, Praia de Mira

Surfers, Praia de Mira

Praia de Mira

Praia de Mira

Raid battle.

Raid battle.

B’ys

B’ys

Little coffee cups

Little coffee cups

Snack attack

Snack attack

Casqueira from the sky

Casqueira from the sky

Vinho Tinto Soneca

Vinho Tinto Soneca

B’ys, I got bread and fish. I’m ready for the day.

B’ys, I got bread and fish. I’m ready for the day.

“I gotta buy some more Bimbo Baggins bread to make sandwiches.” #shitpamsays

“I gotta buy some more Bimbo Baggins bread to make sandwiches.” #shitpamsays

The perfect Portuguese 🇵🇹 parking spot. In the shade.

The perfect Portuguese 🇵🇹 parking spot. In the shade.

São Jacinto

São Jacinto

We took the ferry to São Jacinto today.

We took the ferry to São Jacinto today.

Reminds me of the Prince Rupert airport ferry.

Reminds me of the Prince Rupert airport ferry.

Bronzeado de construção

Bronzeado de construção

Rafael, the mayor of Praia de Mira.

Rafael, the mayor of Praia de Mira.

Our rental car

Our rental car

“Calvin, take me away …” #shitpamsays

“Calvin, take me away …” #shitpamsays

#praiademira on a windy day

#praiademira on a windy day

When the bakery can’t slice your bread because it’s just out of the oven and it’s too warm. #vacationproblems #praiademira

When the bakery can’t slice your bread because it’s just out of the oven and it’s too warm. #vacationproblems #praiademira

All the fun stuff is this way

All the fun stuff is this way

Cabins

Cabins

You can take the girl out of the bay …

You can take the girl out of the bay …

Positive attitude.

Positive attitude.

Our rental car

Our rental car

Something’s fishy.

Something’s fishy.

EN 109 to Mira

EN 109 to Mira

Figueira da Foz

Figueira da Foz

“Get your Pokéballs here, Maxi. You will need them later.” #shitpamsays

“Get your Pokéballs here, Maxi. You will need them later.” #shitpamsays

Our rental car

Our rental car

“When is an Irish potato 🥔 not an Irish ☘️ potato?”

“When is an Irish potato 🥔 not an Irish ☘️ potato?”

“Are we in Yonkers yet?” #shitpamsays

“Are we in Yonkers yet?” #shitpamsays

Waiting …

Waiting …

Pam says I don’t know how to park.

Pam says I don’t know how to park.

TomTom mapping car in Praia de Mira

TomTom mapping car in Praia de Mira

Pam’s Portugal 🇵🇹 vacation summed up in 4 texts.

Pam’s Portugal 🇵🇹 vacation summed up in 4 texts.

Portuguese word of the day: “rali tascas”

Portuguese word of the day: “rali tascas”

Hey Maxi, can you read Portuguese?

Hey Maxi, can you read Portuguese?

Our rental car.

Our rental car.

Trouble

Trouble

English-language searches in Portugal.

English-language searches in Portugal.

Infamous Newfoundlander has Bacalhau in Portugal.

Infamous Newfoundlander has Bacalhau in Portugal.

Maxi

Maxi

Portuguese word of the day: PDI. Thanks, Jorge, for explaining it.

Portuguese word of the day: PDI. Thanks, Jorge, for explaining it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Feed me, feed me!

Feed me, feed me!

Carmen brings her crafts to the café. This is Fluffy and Fuzzy.

Carmen brings her crafts to the café. This is Fluffy and Fuzzy.

Monumento ao Pescador

Monumento ao Pescador

Praia de Mira and Barrinha from the sky.

Praia de Mira and Barrinha from the sky.

Sunset photographer.

Sunset photographer.

Frango tonight!

Frango tonight!

“If you put this on instagram I will get to punch everyone who looks.”

“If you put this on instagram I will get to punch everyone who looks.”