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Falling asleep on this beach today.
Our apartment in Portugal.
“If it’s not Scottish, it’s crêpe.”
This morning’s entertainment.
Pam’s favourite beach time is sunset.
Listening to my cousin explain the plot to “Strange Brew” to my aunt in Portuguese. Good times!
Any bit of shade = Pokémon
Night walk by the Barrinha
Praça de Peixe
Aveiro. Note the Pokémon players in the bottom left.
Pam calls these things “catalytic converters”
Look, I gotta go, yeah, I’m running outta change. There’s a lot of things, if I could I’d rearrange.
Time is a train, makes the future the past, leaves you in the station, your face pressed up against the glass.
Is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins?
Portuguese Robbie thinking about writing another song for Wendy.
Beach day! 🏖
At least the sunset was nice.
Moinhos de Gavinhos (timelapse)
Torre de Almedina
Maxi convinced Pam to buy him a Juventus Ronaldo shirt.
Is this a pigeon?
Yellow flag in Praia de Mira (video)
Great hair day 👍
Raid battle at the house with a cannon.
Nobody speaks English? No problem.
“You get what you reap.” #shitpamsays
Xavier, the Portuguese Robbie.
Pam and Miguel
Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle.
Something something fechez la vache
When you type in “castle” in Apple Maps, you end up here.
“Seinfeld, party of four.”
They’ve been mind blown 🤯 by this for the last 10 minutes.
“The sea looks sparkly with these polarized sunglasses. Sparkly like vampires.” #shitpamsays
Surfers, Praia de Mira
Praia de Mira
Little coffee cups
Casqueira from the sky
Vinho Tinto Soneca
B’ys, I got bread and fish. I’m ready for the day.
“I gotta buy some more Bimbo Baggins bread to make sandwiches.” #shitpamsays
The perfect Portuguese 🇵🇹 parking spot. In the shade.
We took the ferry to São Jacinto today.
Reminds me of the Prince Rupert airport ferry.
Bronzeado de construção
Rafael, the mayor of Praia de Mira.
“Calvin, take me away …” #shitpamsays
#praiademira on a windy day
When the bakery can’t slice your bread because it’s just out of the oven and it’s too warm. #vacationproblems #praiademira
All the fun stuff is this way
You can take the girl out of the bay …
EN 109 to Mira
Figueira da Foz
“Get your Pokéballs here, Maxi. You will need them later.” #shitpamsays
“When is an Irish potato 🥔 not an Irish ☘️ potato?”
“Are we in Yonkers yet?” #shitpamsays
Pam says I don’t know how to park.
TomTom mapping car in Praia de Mira
Pam’s Portugal 🇵🇹 vacation summed up in 4 texts.
Portuguese word of the day: “rali tascas”
Hey Maxi, can you read Portuguese?
English-language searches in Portugal.
Infamous Newfoundlander has Bacalhau in Portugal.
Portuguese word of the day: PDI. Thanks, Jorge, for explaining it.
Feed me, feed me!
Carmen brings her crafts to the café. This is Fluffy and Fuzzy.
Monumento ao Pescador
Praia de Mira and Barrinha from the sky.
“If you put this on instagram I will get to punch everyone who looks.”