“I’m coughing so much that I’m Weezy. In a deluxe apartment in the sky.” #shitpamsays
I put a note in Maxi’s lunch. He told me he put it in the Recycling.
Carmen made a hydraulic claw with water, tubes, and syringes. Thanks to tinkercrate. Of course she had to customize it.
Gonna be one of those weekends.
Despite her protestations to the contrary, Pam secretly loves Portlandia.
Somebody toucha my spaghet.
Since Pam is away, and there’s no #shitpamsays, here’s one from Carmen: “Can you play that Abraham Lincoln song?” Requesting a song from Hamilton.
Say with a Southern accent for full effect. No Name brand is so honest.
Let me in. It’s too cold out here.
“Looks like E.T. lost his finger.” #shitpamsays
“Oh me nerves!” #shitpamsays
Happy New Year!
Maxi is 6 years old. And still believes his nose grows when he tells a lie.
Canadian Pokémon problems.
We are making a Maccano Trebuchet. But my unionized helper needs to take frequent breaks.
Miguel and Pam’s Instagram selfie.
“Nobody’s going to eat my cake, so I might as well dig in.” #shitpamsays
Pam fixed her phone case with JB weld.
Since Earl is such a princess 👸🏽, his Christmas gift was this gourmet dog food.
The better the turkey dinner, the better the nap.
The annual Christmas morning video.
The angel Gabriel from heaven came.
His wings as drifted snow, His eyes as flame.
Serious Stardew Valley addiction. Post-it notes and everything.
Merry Christmas Maxi.
“Is it ok for me to park by this pole, Pam?” “Of course it is. I’m bi-polar.” #shitpamsays
“Did you kick my car?” “Can’t be any worse than what you’ve done to it.” #shitpamsays
Earl isn’t a winter dog.
Look what I made.
Recovering a dead mesh radio.
“Can I open your Secret Santa gift, dad?”
My kids don’t quite grasp the concept of Christmas gift labels.
“Are you ordering a Menorah on Amazon?” #shitpamsays
The big debate these days is whether “the Joker took ballet” or “the Joker got away” when the Batmobile lost a wheel.
“I think I remember the film
And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it.” #shitpamsays
Christmas Concert Xavi.
Let borrow some of that hair, kid.
Christmas Concert Xavi and Mom.
Christmas Concert Maxi
Christmas Concert Carmen.
Maxi takes notes during YouTube videos. Doesn’t everyone?
“You don’t have the patience for fishing [in Stardew Valley]. That’s your problem.” #shitpamsays
I suppose I have to show this one how to copy and paste.
Earl is not allowed on the bed.
Parent-teacher night at Dickinsfield.
Sledding in the park.
Miguel was here, wasn’t he?
“Mark Wahlberg could have made an effort.” #shitpamsays
“Where is this book with all the tricks that you keep talking about?” That’s Maxi’s reply when I told him he fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Xavier, Portrait Mode.
Lionel Ritchie strikes again.
Going to give this a try soon.
“Who needs Snapchat?” #shitpamsays
❄️🐕 🏃🏼♂️winter dog park.
shabbat Shalom, Pam. Noice!
“Christmas hints? I just add stuff to your Amazon shopping cart, Miguel.” #shitpamsays
Maxi “amending” his Christmas list. Life was simpler before these kids learned to Google.
“Mr. Borges, why you take my Pokémon?”
“That little Miata just ran a stop sign. If he hits a patch of ice, b’y, he’s gone.” #shitpamsays
A majority of conversations in this family are about bangs. Is this normal?
“Let your backbone slide.” #shitpamsays
Checking to see what Pam is making for supper.
Leaning about IFTTT.
“They’re spinning out ‘cause they gives it too much gas, b’y.” #shitpamsays
“You’ll eat anything. You’re like a gull.” #shitpamsays
Waiting for samples.
So this is why they say “dial” a number.
Maxi the navigator 👨✈️
“I don’t speak Swedish.” #shitpamsays
What do you mean, roosters don’t lay eggs?
What do you mean, “nice costume”? I’m not wearing a costume.
My Halloween 3D print.
“If you lived in Portugal, Miguel, you would feel tall.” #shitpamsays
Praia de Mira, Barrinha from above. See you in 8 months 🙁
Latest 3D print — little Mac Classic charging stand for Apple Watch.
Still not a hotdog.
Making Maxi’s Tinker Crate catapult game.
“Another Shep Pettibone remix.” #shitpamsays
360 no scope!
Xavier, Fall 2017
Maxi, Fall 2017
Carmen, Fall 2017
My 3D printer. Or as my kids know it, the Pokémon making device.
Xavier’s weekend outfit.
Maxi in VR. Can we get one of these at home, Dad?
Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!
“I spilled the beans this morning.” #shitpamsays
“Tom Perry’s not dead? He’s just down to his one headlight.” #shitpamsays
Carmen is my 3D printer monitor.