Cranberries.

Cranberries.

Christmas Concert Xavi.

Christmas Concert Xavi.

Let me borrow some of that hair, kid.

Let borrow some of that hair, kid.

Christmas Concert Xavi and Mom.

Christmas Concert Xavi and Mom.

Christmas Concert Maxi

Christmas Concert Maxi

Christmas Concert Carmen.

Christmas Concert Carmen.

Maxi takes notes during YouTube videos. Doesn’t everyone?

Maxi takes notes during YouTube videos. Doesn’t everyone?

“You don’t have the patience for fishing [in Stardew Valley]. That’s your problem.” #shitpamsays

“You don’t have the patience for fishing [in Stardew Valley]. That’s your problem.” #shitpamsays

I suppose I have to show this one how to copy and paste.

I suppose I have to show this one how to copy and paste.

Earl is not allowed on the bed.

Earl is not allowed on the bed.

Parent-Teacher night.

Parent-Teacher night.

Parent-teacher night at Dickinsfield.

Parent-teacher night at Dickinsfield.

Book Fair!

Book Fair!

Sledding in the park.

Sledding in the park.

Miguel was here, wasn’t he?

Miguel was here, wasn’t he?

“Mark Wahlberg could have made an effort.” #shitpamsays

“Mark Wahlberg could have made an effort.” #shitpamsays

“Where is this book with all the tricks that you keep talking about?” That was Maxi’s reply when I told him he fell for the oldest trick in the book.

“Where is this book with all the tricks that you keep talking about?” That’s Maxi’s reply when I told him he fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Xavier, Portrait Mode.

Xavier, Portrait Mode.

Lionel Ritchie strikes again.

Lionel Ritchie strikes again.

Going to give this a try soon.

Going to give this a try soon.

“Who needs Snapchat?” #shitpamsays

“Who needs Snapchat?” #shitpamsays

❄️🐕 🏃🏼‍♂️winter dog park.

❄️🐕 🏃🏼‍♂️winter dog park.

shabbat Shalom, Pam. Noice!

shabbat Shalom, Pam. Noice!

“Christmas hints? I just add stuff to your Amazon shopping cart, Miguel.” #shitpamsays

“Christmas hints? I just add stuff to your Amazon shopping cart, Miguel.” #shitpamsays

Maxi “amending” his Christmas list. Life was simpler before these kids learned to Google.

Maxi “amending” his Christmas list. Life was simpler before these kids learned to Google.

“Mr. Borges, why you take my Pokémon?”

“Mr. Borges, why you take my Pokémon?”

“That little Miata just ran a stop sign. If he hits a patch of ice, b’y, he’s gone.” #shitpamsays

“That little Miata just ran a stop sign. If he hits a patch of ice, b’y, he’s gone.” #shitpamsays

A majority of conversations in this family are about bangs. Is this normal?

A majority of conversations in this family are about bangs. Is this normal?

“Let your backbone slide.” #shitpamsays

“Let your backbone slide.” #shitpamsays

Santa’s sombrero.

Santa’s sombrero.

Checking to see what Pam is making for supper.

Checking to see what Pam is making for supper.

Leaning about IFTTT.

Leaning about IFTTT.

“They’re spinning out ‘cause they gives it too much gas, b’y.” #shitpamsays

“They’re spinning out ‘cause they gives it too much gas, b’y.” #shitpamsays

“You’ll eat anything. You’re like a gull.” #shitpamsays

“You’ll eat anything. You’re like a gull.” #shitpamsays

Waiting for samples.

Waiting for samples.

So this is why they say “dial” a number.

So this is why they say “dial” a number.

Maxi the navigator 👨‍✈️

Maxi the navigator 👨‍✈️

“I don’t speak Swedish.” #shitpamsays

“I don’t speak Swedish.” #shitpamsays

What do you mean, roosters don’t lay eggs?

What do you mean, roosters don’t lay eggs?

What do you mean, “nice costume”? I’m not wearing a costume.

What do you mean, “nice costume”? I’m not wearing a costume.

My Halloween 3D print.

My Halloween 3D print.

“If you lived in Portugal, Miguel, you would feel tall.” #shitpamsays

“If you lived in Portugal, Miguel, you would feel tall.” #shitpamsays

Praia de Mira, Barrinha from above. See you in 8 months :-(

Praia de Mira, Barrinha from above. See you in 8 months 🙁

Latest 3D print — little Mac Classic charging stand for Apple Watch.

Latest 3D print — little Mac Classic charging stand for Apple Watch.

Hot Dog!

Hot Dog!

Still not a hotdog.

Still not a hotdog.

Making Maxi’s Tinker Crate catapult game.

Making Maxi’s Tinker Crate catapult game.

“Another Shep Pettibone remix.” #shitpamsays

“Another Shep Pettibone remix.” #shitpamsays

360 no scope!

360 no scope!

Xavier, Fall 2017

Xavier, Fall 2017

Maxi, Fall 2017

Maxi, Fall 2017

Carmen, Fall 2017

Carmen, Fall 2017

My 3D printer. Or as my kids know it, the Pokémon making device.

My 3D printer. Or as my kids know it, the Pokémon making device.

Xavier’s weekend outfit.

Xavier’s weekend outfit.

Maxi in VR. Can we get one of these at home, Dad?

Maxi in VR. Can we get one of these at home, Dad?

Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!

Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!

“I spilled the beans this morning.” #shitpamsays

“I spilled the beans this morning.” #shitpamsays

“Tom Perry’s not dead? He’s just down to his one headlight.” #shitpamsays

“Tom Perry’s not dead? He’s just down to his one headlight.” #shitpamsays

Carmen is my 3D printer monitor.

Carmen is my 3D printer monitor.

“Ramea? Isn’t that a place in Newfoundland?” #shitpamsays

“Ramea? Isn’t that a place in Newfoundland?” #shitpamsays

How my day went …

How my day went …

Avenue Coffee with Carmen.

Avenue Coffee with Carmen.

First World Problem: my watch tells me who is about to score, 10 seconds before it happens on the livestream.

First World Problem: my watch tells me who is about to score, 10 seconds before it happens on the livestream.

“I’m a lumberjack and I sleep all day.” #shitpamsays

“I’m a lumberjack and I sleep all day.” #shitpamsays

Been running this at home for a while now.

Been running this at home for a while now.

Lol :-(

Lol 🙁

Safekeeping the Premier’s wine. Don’t touch it, Pam.

Safekeeping the Premier’s wine. Don’t touch it, Pam.

“Hey Rachel, do you know what ‘girl-crush’ means?” #shitpamsays

“Hey Rachel, do you know what ‘girl-crush’ means?” #shitpamsays

Maxi wrote down the name of a game he wants to play on Roblox.

Maxi wrote down the name of a game he wants to play on Roblox.

Maxi told me that this book is backward because it’s translated from Japanese.

Maxi told that this book is backward because it’s translated from Japanese.

I think Earl kept mistaking this shadow for a person. A ghost perhaps.

I think Earl kept mistaking this shadow for a person. A ghost perhaps.

Maxi found a dragonfly.

Maxi found a dragonfly.

Finally a projector I can turn on without a remote!

Finally a projector I can turn on without a remote!

Pam’s new bike.

Pam’s new bike.

“Where’s Bo Brady when you need him?” #shitpamsays

“Where’s Bo Brady when you need him?” #shitpamsays

Our puppies.

Our puppies.

Earl doesn’t hate me anymore.

Earl doesn’t hate me anymore.

Walking up the beach

Walking up the beach

Beach landing

Beach landing

“He was in that old show with the blonde and the advertising.” #shitpamsays (describing “Mad Men”)

“He was in that old show with the blonde and the advertising.” #shitpamsays (describing “Mad Men”)

Moinhos de Gavinhos

Moinhos de Gavinhos

Moinhos de Portela de Oliveira

Moinhos de Portela de Oliveira

“That couch cushion is going to have your ass groove soon. I’ll have to rotate the cushions tomorrow.” #shitpamsays

“That couch cushion is going to have your ass groove soon. I’ll have to rotate the cushions tomorrow.” #shitpamsays

“If she keeps writing like that, she’ll need 10 diaries for just one day.” #shitpamsays

“If she keeps writing like that, she’ll need 10 diaries for just one day.” #shitpamsays

I miss the beach.

I miss the beach.

Overhead view of Praia de Mira and Barrinha.

Overhead view of Praia de Mira and Barrinha.

More Coimbra.

More Coimbra.

Coimbra

Coimbra

Dabbing with a spinner shirt on. Just needs that annoying water bottle flip thing to be complete.

Dabbing with a spinner shirt on. Just needs that annoying water bottle flip thing to be complete.

Early to the dog park. Before it gets too hot.

Early to the dog park. Before it gets too hot.

Carmen’s whistle.

Carmen’s whistle.

Parking assistants.

Parking assistants.

Carmen brings dolls along for “bike practice.”

Carmen brings dolls along for “bike practice.”

Maxi is outgrowing his bike.

Maxi is outgrowing his bike.

Pam took a photo of this elusive Portuguese Grumpy Cat, who would keep an eye on us from the rooftops.

Pam took a photo of this elusive Portuguese Grumpy Cat, who would keep an eye on us from the rooftops.

Somebody’s trying to tell me something.

Somebody’s trying to tell me something.

Carmen, 2013.

Carmen, 2013.

Doing some flying and recording.

Doing some flying and recording.

Favourite mode of transport on the Barrinha.

Favourite mode of transport on the Barrinha.

Everyone has to get their own IKEA card.

Everyone has to get their own IKEA card.