Do not put your head inside the 3D printer.

Do not put your head inside the 3D printer.

“B’y, I wish Prince Harry and the other one, Angela Merkel, would get married, so they’d get off my Facebook feed.” #shitpamsays

“B’y, I wish Prince Harry and the other one, Angela Merkel, would get married, so they’d get off my Facebook feed.” #shitpamsays

“Miguel you want some salsa? From NEW YORK CITY!?” #shitpamsays

“Miguel you want some salsa? From NEW YORK CITY!?” #shitpamsays

A nerd party pack.

A nerd party pack.

Xavier is the youngest student at the Community Coding workshop.

Xavier is the youngest student at the Community Coding workshop.

Pretending it’s 2004 in information security class.

Pretending it’s 2004 in information security class.

Blondes.

Blondes.

Pam’s glasses.

Pam’s glasses.

At the vet.

At the vet.

I bet I could buy a barrel of these tremoços in Praia de Mira for what I paid for a jar in Fort McMurray :-)

I bet I could buy a barrel of these tremoços in Praia de Mira for what I paid for a jar in Fort McMurray 🙂

Maxi apparently spent more than a half hour looking for this perfect birthday shirt. I love it.

Maxi apparently spent more than a half hour looking for this perfect birthday shirt. I love it.

“Never again.”

“Never again.”

This is so much “fun.”

This is so much “fun.”

The elusive chocolate coconut. Found at Westwood this morning.

The elusive chocolate coconut. Found at Westwood this morning.

Icicle.

Icicle.

Maxi shared with me. He let me eat the Pizza crusts.

Maxi shared with me. He let me eat the Pizza crusts.

Summertime drone shot.

Summertime drone shot.

Making some pipocas.

Making some pipocas.

“Pam at The Strand” circa 1992-1993. A curated playlist.

“Pam at The Strand” circa 1992-1993. A curated playlist.

“Twitter Handle? What is this? 1970’s CB radio? 10-4 Good Buddy.” #shitpamsays

“Twitter Handle? What is this? 1970’s CB radio? 10-4 Good Buddy.” #shitpamsays

“B’y, Mount Pearl is becoming like The Bronx in the 80s.” #shitpamsays

“B’y, Mount Pearl is becoming like The Bronx in the 80s.” #shitpamsays

It’s a dog’s life.

It’s a dog’s life.

Maxi doesn’t want me to help with his French homework because apparently I roll my Rs like I’m “speaking Spanish or something”

Maxi doesn’t want me to help with his French homework because apparently I roll my Rs like I’m “speaking Spanish or something”

“Gotta love JB Weld, b’y. Coulda fixed my broken foot with that.” #shitpamsays

“Gotta love JB Weld, b’y. Coulda fixed my broken foot with that.” #shitpamsays

The Edmonton Snowpacalypse didn’t happen, but there is still a bit of snow.

The Edmonton Snowpacalypse didn’t happen, but there is still a bit of snow.

“If you don’t want to get hurt, then you’d better get out of the dog bed.” #shitpamsays

“If you don’t want to get hurt, then you’d better get out of the dog bed.” #shitpamsays

“How was Peter Mansbridge? Did he walk over it?” #shitpamsays

“How was Peter Mansbridge? Did he walk over it?” #shitpamsays

Hey, it’s Wednesday night!

Hey, it’s Wednesday night!

“You can’t park like that. That’s the douchey way to park.” #shitpamsays

“You can’t park like that. That’s the douchey way to park.” #shitpamsays

More waiting.

More waiting.

We’re in Edmonton. Waiting.

We’re in Edmonton. Waiting.

I bought one of these for *me*. And it’s driving Carmen crazy.

I bought one of these for *me*. And it’s driving Carmen crazy.

Rock, Paper, Scissors, eat your Ice Cream🍦

Rock, Paper, Scissors, eat your Ice Cream🍦

“If that’s not her, it’s her Dopple-friggin-ganger.” #shitpamsays

“If that’s not her, it’s her Dopple-friggin-ganger.” #shitpamsays

“I’m coughing so much that I’m Weezy. In a deluxe apartment in the sky.” #shitpamsays

“I’m coughing so much that I’m Weezy. In a deluxe apartment in the sky.” #shitpamsays

I put a note in Maxi’s lunch. He told me he put it in the Recycling.

I put a note in Maxi’s lunch. He told me he put it in the Recycling.

Carmen made a hydraulic claw with water, tubes, and syringes. Thanks to tinkercrate. Of course she had to customize it.

Carmen made a hydraulic claw with water, tubes, and syringes. Thanks to tinkercrate. Of course she had to customize it.

Gonna be one of those weekends.

Gonna be one of those weekends.

Despite her protestations to the contrary, Pam secretly loves Portlandia.

Despite her protestations to the contrary, Pam secretly loves Portlandia.

Somebody toucha my spaghet.

Somebody toucha my spaghet.

Bob’s Burgers.

Bob’s Burgers.

Shorts weather.

Shorts weather.

Since Pam is away, and there’s no #shitpamsays, here’s one from Carmen: “Can you play that Abraham Lincoln song?” Requesting a song from Hamilton.

Since Pam is away, and there’s no #shitpamsays, here’s one from Carmen: “Can you play that Abraham Lincoln song?” Requesting a song from Hamilton.

Say with a Southern accent for full effect. No Name brand is so honest.

Say with a Southern accent for full effect. No Name brand is so honest.

Training Maxi.

Training Maxi.

Let me in. It’s too cold out here.

Let me in. It’s too cold out here.

“Looks like E.T. lost his finger.” #shitpamsays

“Looks like E.T. lost his finger.” #shitpamsays

“Oh me nerves!” #shitpamsays

“Oh me nerves!” #shitpamsays

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Maxi is 6 years old. And still believes his nose grows when he tells a lie.

Maxi is 6 years old. And still believes his nose grows when he tells a lie.

Canadian Pokémon problems.

Canadian Pokémon problems.

We are making a Maccano Trebuchet. But my unionized helper needs to take frequent breaks.

We are making a Maccano Trebuchet. But my unionized helper needs to take frequent breaks.

Miguel and Pam’s Instagram selfie.

Miguel and Pam’s Instagram selfie.

Xavier’s hair.

Xavier’s hair.

Targeted advertising.

Targeted advertising.

“Nobody’s going to eat my cake, so I might as well dig in.” #shitpamsays

“Nobody’s going to eat my cake, so I might as well dig in.” #shitpamsays

Pam fixed her phone case with JB weld.

Pam fixed her phone case with JB weld.

Since Earl is such a princess 👸🏽, his Christmas gift was this gourmet dog food.

Since Earl is such a princess 👸🏽, his Christmas gift was this gourmet dog food.

The better the turkey dinner, the better the nap.

The better the turkey dinner, the better the nap.

The annual Christmas morning video.

The annual Christmas morning video.

The angel Gabriel from heaven came. His wings as drifted snow, His eyes as flame.

The angel Gabriel from heaven came.
His wings as drifted snow, His eyes as flame.

Serious Stardew Valley addiction. Post-it notes and everything.

Serious Stardew Valley addiction. Post-it notes and everything.

Merry Christmas Maxi.

Merry Christmas Maxi.

“Is it ok for me to park by this pole, Pam?” “Of course it is. I’m bi-polar.” #shitpamsays

“Is it ok for me to park by this pole, Pam?” “Of course it is. I’m bi-polar.” #shitpamsays

Maxi Photobomb

Maxi Photobomb

Oh crap.

Oh crap.

“Did you kick my car?” “Can’t be any worse than what you’ve done to it.” #shitpamsays

“Did you kick my car?” “Can’t be any worse than what you’ve done to it.” #shitpamsays

Earl isn’t a winter dog.

Earl isn’t a winter dog.

Look what I made.

Look what I made.

Recovering a dead mesh radio.

Recovering a dead mesh radio.

“Can I open your Secret Santa gift, dad?”

“Can I open your Secret Santa gift, dad?”

My kids don’t quite grasp the concept of Christmas gift labels.

My kids don’t quite grasp the concept of Christmas gift labels.

“Are you ordering a Menorah on Amazon?” #shitpamsays

“Are you ordering a Menorah on Amazon?” #shitpamsays

The big debate these days is whether “the Joker took ballet” or “the Joker got away” when the Batmobile lost a wheel.

The big debate these days is whether “the Joker took ballet” or “the Joker got away” when the Batmobile lost a wheel.

“I think I remember the film And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it.” #shitpamsays

“I think I remember the film
And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it.” #shitpamsays

Cranberries.

Cranberries.

Christmas Concert Xavi.

Christmas Concert Xavi.

Let me borrow some of that hair, kid.

Let borrow some of that hair, kid.

Christmas Concert Xavi and Mom.

Christmas Concert Xavi and Mom.

Christmas Concert Maxi

Christmas Concert Maxi

Christmas Concert Carmen.

Christmas Concert Carmen.

Maxi takes notes during YouTube videos. Doesn’t everyone?

Maxi takes notes during YouTube videos. Doesn’t everyone?

“You don’t have the patience for fishing [in Stardew Valley]. That’s your problem.” #shitpamsays

“You don’t have the patience for fishing [in Stardew Valley]. That’s your problem.” #shitpamsays

I suppose I have to show this one how to copy and paste.

I suppose I have to show this one how to copy and paste.

Earl is not allowed on the bed.

Earl is not allowed on the bed.

Parent-Teacher night.

Parent-Teacher night.

Parent-teacher night at Dickinsfield.

Parent-teacher night at Dickinsfield.

Book Fair!

Book Fair!

Sledding in the park.

Sledding in the park.

Miguel was here, wasn’t he?

Miguel was here, wasn’t he?

“Mark Wahlberg could have made an effort.” #shitpamsays

“Mark Wahlberg could have made an effort.” #shitpamsays

“Where is this book with all the tricks that you keep talking about?” That was Maxi’s reply when I told him he fell for the oldest trick in the book.

“Where is this book with all the tricks that you keep talking about?” That’s Maxi’s reply when I told him he fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Xavier, Portrait Mode.

Xavier, Portrait Mode.

Lionel Ritchie strikes again.

Lionel Ritchie strikes again.

Going to give this a try soon.

Going to give this a try soon.

“Who needs Snapchat?” #shitpamsays

“Who needs Snapchat?” #shitpamsays

❄️🐕 🏃🏼‍♂️winter dog park.

❄️🐕 🏃🏼‍♂️winter dog park.

shabbat Shalom, Pam. Noice!

shabbat Shalom, Pam. Noice!

“Christmas hints? I just add stuff to your Amazon shopping cart, Miguel.” #shitpamsays

“Christmas hints? I just add stuff to your Amazon shopping cart, Miguel.” #shitpamsays

Maxi “amending” his Christmas list. Life was simpler before these kids learned to Google.

Maxi “amending” his Christmas list. Life was simpler before these kids learned to Google.