Quaker’s marketing team has been targeting Carmen. The same bars they’ve always had, but now they’re “unicorn” bars with a “serving of magic.”

Quaker’s marketing team has been targeting Carmen. The same bars they’ve always had, but now they’re “unicorn” bars with a “serving of magic.”

“I gotta get the ice cream scoop that John Siracusa recommenced.” #shitpamsays while doing a Uri Geller impression.

“I gotta get the ice cream scoop that John Siracusa recommenced.” #shitpamsays while doing a Uri Geller impression.

Perfect landing.

Perfect landing.

Go check on your brother.

Go check on your brother.

Pam’s saucypam.com blog is back after a few years’ hiatus. This is her first post.

Pam’s saucypam.com blog is back after a few years’ hiatus. This is her first post.

Me: “Group FaceTime has up to 32 people on one call!” Pam: “Great.” #shitpamsays

Me: “Group FaceTime has up to 32 people on one call!” Pam: “Great.” #shitpamsays

When I get to make tests.

When I get to make tests.

“Is it pronounced gif or jif?” #shitpamsays

“Is it pronounced gif or jif?” #shitpamsays

Overheard in class: “Goto is the duct-tape of C++. It works, but it isn’t pretty. And you should be ashamed for using it. But still … it works in a pinch.”

Overheard in class: “Goto is the duct-tape of C++. It works, but it isn’t pretty. And you should be ashamed for using it. But still … it works in a pinch.”

Carmen is up to something.

Carmen is up to something.

You’re a wizard, Xavier!

You’re a wizard, Xavier!

Two bucks says Portugal wins.

Two bucks says Portugal wins.

Frosty ☃️ morning.

Frosty ☃️ morning.

Don’t tell Xavier, but he’s actually using Python on Linux.

Don’t tell Xavier, but he’s actually using Python on Linux.

“When the US Dollar is at 77 cents, you snooze, you lose.” #shitpamsays

“When the US Dollar is at 77 cents, you snooze, you lose.” #shitpamsays

Snow

Snow

“Doctor Who is science fiction? I didn’t know that.” #shitpamsays

“Doctor Who is science fiction? I didn’t know that.” #shitpamsays

Going to sneak into the Boyz 4 Now auditions.

Going to sneak into the Boyz 4 Now auditions.

“Miguel, put some of these Epsom salts in the bath.” #shitpamsays

“Miguel, put some of these Epsom salts in the bath.” #shitpamsays

“This song is just 5 words long.” #shitpamsays

“This song is just 5 words long.” #shitpamsays

Fishing off Praia de Mira.

Fishing off Praia de Mira.

Web designer.

Web designer.

Montemor-o-Velho

Montemor-o-Velho

“Look at you, Big Man on Campus.” #shitpamsays

“Look at you, Big Man on Campus.” #shitpamsays

Flying around Casqueira

Flying around Casqueira

Pam, waiting for the perfect shot.

Pam, waiting for the perfect shot.

Praia de Mira drone time lapse video

Praia de Mira drone time lapse video