“Looks like E.T. lost his finger.” #shitpamsays

“Looks like E.T. lost his finger.” #shitpamsays

“Oh me nerves!” #shitpamsays

“Oh me nerves!” #shitpamsays

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Maxi is 6 years old. And still believes his nose grows when he tells a lie.

Maxi is 6 years old. And still believes his nose grows when he tells a lie.

Canadian Pokémon problems.

Canadian Pokémon problems.

We are making a Maccano Trebuchet. But my unionized helper needs to take frequent breaks.

We are making a Maccano Trebuchet. But my unionized helper needs to take frequent breaks.

Miguel and Pam’s Instagram selfie.

Miguel and Pam’s Instagram selfie.

Xavier’s hair.

Xavier’s hair.

Targeted advertising.

Targeted advertising.

“Nobody’s going to eat my cake, so I might as well dig in.” #shitpamsays

“Nobody’s going to eat my cake, so I might as well dig in.” #shitpamsays

Pam fixed her phone case with JB weld.

Pam fixed her phone case with JB weld.

Since Earl is such a princess 👸🏽, his Christmas gift was this gourmet dog food.

Since Earl is such a princess 👸🏽, his Christmas gift was this gourmet dog food.

The better the turkey dinner, the better the nap.

The better the turkey dinner, the better the nap.

The annual Christmas morning video.

The annual Christmas morning video.

The angel Gabriel from heaven came. His wings as drifted snow, His eyes as flame.

The angel Gabriel from heaven came.
His wings as drifted snow, His eyes as flame.

Serious Stardew Valley addiction. Post-it notes and everything.

Serious Stardew Valley addiction. Post-it notes and everything.

Merry Christmas Maxi.

Merry Christmas Maxi.

“Is it ok for me to park by this pole, Pam?” “Of course it is. I’m bi-polar.” #shitpamsays

“Is it ok for me to park by this pole, Pam?” “Of course it is. I’m bi-polar.” #shitpamsays

Maxi Photobomb

Maxi Photobomb

Oh crap.

Oh crap.

“Did you kick my car?” “Can’t be any worse than what you’ve done to it.” #shitpamsays

“Did you kick my car?” “Can’t be any worse than what you’ve done to it.” #shitpamsays

Earl isn’t a winter dog.

Earl isn’t a winter dog.

Look what I made.

Look what I made.

Recovering a dead mesh radio.

Recovering a dead mesh radio.

“Can I open your Secret Santa gift, dad?”

“Can I open your Secret Santa gift, dad?”

My kids don’t quite grasp the concept of Christmas gift labels.

My kids don’t quite grasp the concept of Christmas gift labels.

“Are you ordering a Menorah on Amazon?” #shitpamsays

“Are you ordering a Menorah on Amazon?” #shitpamsays

The big debate these days is whether “the Joker took ballet” or “the Joker got away” when the Batmobile lost a wheel.

The big debate these days is whether “the Joker took ballet” or “the Joker got away” when the Batmobile lost a wheel.

“I think I remember the film And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it.” #shitpamsays

“I think I remember the film
And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it.” #shitpamsays

Cranberries.

Cranberries.

Christmas Concert Xavi.

Christmas Concert Xavi.

Let me borrow some of that hair, kid.

Let borrow some of that hair, kid.

Christmas Concert Xavi and Mom.

Christmas Concert Xavi and Mom.

Christmas Concert Maxi

Christmas Concert Maxi

Christmas Concert Carmen.

Christmas Concert Carmen.

Maxi takes notes during YouTube videos. Doesn’t everyone?

Maxi takes notes during YouTube videos. Doesn’t everyone?

“You don’t have the patience for fishing [in Stardew Valley]. That’s your problem.” #shitpamsays

“You don’t have the patience for fishing [in Stardew Valley]. That’s your problem.” #shitpamsays

I suppose I have to show this one how to copy and paste.

I suppose I have to show this one how to copy and paste.

Earl is not allowed on the bed.

Earl is not allowed on the bed.

Parent-Teacher night.

Parent-Teacher night.

Parent-teacher night at Dickinsfield.

Parent-teacher night at Dickinsfield.

Book Fair!

Book Fair!

Sledding in the park.

Sledding in the park.

Miguel was here, wasn’t he?

Miguel was here, wasn’t he?

“Mark Wahlberg could have made an effort.” #shitpamsays

“Mark Wahlberg could have made an effort.” #shitpamsays

“Where is this book with all the tricks that you keep talking about?” That was Maxi’s reply when I told him he fell for the oldest trick in the book.

“Where is this book with all the tricks that you keep talking about?” That’s Maxi’s reply when I told him he fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Xavier, Portrait Mode.

Xavier, Portrait Mode.

Lionel Ritchie strikes again.

Lionel Ritchie strikes again.

Going to give this a try soon.

Going to give this a try soon.

“Who needs Snapchat?” #shitpamsays

“Who needs Snapchat?” #shitpamsays

❄️🐕 🏃🏼‍♂️winter dog park.

❄️🐕 🏃🏼‍♂️winter dog park.

shabbat Shalom, Pam. Noice!

shabbat Shalom, Pam. Noice!

“Christmas hints? I just add stuff to your Amazon shopping cart, Miguel.” #shitpamsays

“Christmas hints? I just add stuff to your Amazon shopping cart, Miguel.” #shitpamsays

Maxi “amending” his Christmas list. Life was simpler before these kids learned to Google.

Maxi “amending” his Christmas list. Life was simpler before these kids learned to Google.

“Mr. Borges, why you take my Pokémon?”

“Mr. Borges, why you take my Pokémon?”

“That little Miata just ran a stop sign. If he hits a patch of ice, b’y, he’s gone.” #shitpamsays

“That little Miata just ran a stop sign. If he hits a patch of ice, b’y, he’s gone.” #shitpamsays

A majority of conversations in this family are about bangs. Is this normal?

A majority of conversations in this family are about bangs. Is this normal?

“Let your backbone slide.” #shitpamsays

“Let your backbone slide.” #shitpamsays

Santa’s sombrero.

Santa’s sombrero.

Checking to see what Pam is making for supper.

Checking to see what Pam is making for supper.

Leaning about IFTTT.

Leaning about IFTTT.

“They’re spinning out ‘cause they gives it too much gas, b’y.” #shitpamsays

“They’re spinning out ‘cause they gives it too much gas, b’y.” #shitpamsays

“You’ll eat anything. You’re like a gull.” #shitpamsays

“You’ll eat anything. You’re like a gull.” #shitpamsays

Waiting for samples.

Waiting for samples.

So this is why they say “dial” a number.

So this is why they say “dial” a number.

Maxi the navigator 👨‍✈️

Maxi the navigator 👨‍✈️

“I don’t speak Swedish.” #shitpamsays

“I don’t speak Swedish.” #shitpamsays

What do you mean, roosters don’t lay eggs?

What do you mean, roosters don’t lay eggs?

What do you mean, “nice costume”? I’m not wearing a costume.

What do you mean, “nice costume”? I’m not wearing a costume.

My Halloween 3D print.

My Halloween 3D print.

“If you lived in Portugal, Miguel, you would feel tall.” #shitpamsays

“If you lived in Portugal, Miguel, you would feel tall.” #shitpamsays

Praia de Mira, Barrinha from above. See you in 8 months :-(

Praia de Mira, Barrinha from above. See you in 8 months 🙁

Latest 3D print — little Mac Classic charging stand for Apple Watch.

Latest 3D print — little Mac Classic charging stand for Apple Watch.

Hot Dog!

Hot Dog!

Still not a hotdog.

Still not a hotdog.

Making Maxi’s Tinker Crate catapult game.

Making Maxi’s Tinker Crate catapult game.

“Another Shep Pettibone remix.” #shitpamsays

“Another Shep Pettibone remix.” #shitpamsays

360 no scope!

360 no scope!

Xavier, Fall 2017

Xavier, Fall 2017

Maxi, Fall 2017

Maxi, Fall 2017

Carmen, Fall 2017

Carmen, Fall 2017

My 3D printer. Or as my kids know it, the Pokémon making device.

My 3D printer. Or as my kids know it, the Pokémon making device.

Xavier’s weekend outfit.

Xavier’s weekend outfit.

Maxi in VR. Can we get one of these at home, Dad?

Maxi in VR. Can we get one of these at home, Dad?

Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!

Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!

“I spilled the beans this morning.” #shitpamsays

“I spilled the beans this morning.” #shitpamsays

“Tom Perry’s not dead? He’s just down to his one headlight.” #shitpamsays

“Tom Perry’s not dead? He’s just down to his one headlight.” #shitpamsays

Carmen is my 3D printer monitor.

Carmen is my 3D printer monitor.

“Ramea? Isn’t that a place in Newfoundland?” #shitpamsays

“Ramea? Isn’t that a place in Newfoundland?” #shitpamsays

How my day went …

How my day went …

Avenue Coffee with Carmen.

Avenue Coffee with Carmen.

First World Problem: my watch tells me who is about to score, 10 seconds before it happens on the livestream.

First World Problem: my watch tells me who is about to score, 10 seconds before it happens on the livestream.

“I’m a lumberjack and I sleep all day.” #shitpamsays

“I’m a lumberjack and I sleep all day.” #shitpamsays

Been running this at home for a while now.

Been running this at home for a while now.

Lol :-(

Lol 🙁

Safekeeping the Premier’s wine. Don’t touch it, Pam.

Safekeeping the Premier’s wine. Don’t touch it, Pam.

“Hey Rachel, do you know what ‘girl-crush’ means?” #shitpamsays

“Hey Rachel, do you know what ‘girl-crush’ means?” #shitpamsays

Maxi wrote down the name of a game he wants to play on Roblox.

Maxi wrote down the name of a game he wants to play on Roblox.

Maxi told me that this book is backward because it’s translated from Japanese.

Maxi told that this book is backward because it’s translated from Japanese.

I think Earl kept mistaking this shadow for a person. A ghost perhaps.

I think Earl kept mistaking this shadow for a person. A ghost perhaps.